schloppen plum

The bulbous nose commonly found on european men with exceptionally bad mullets…
They must have the mullet - otherwise they are just schloppengangers

"Yo Chris, checkout the dude with the retro haircut in the David Hasselhoff chaps, what a nasal masterpiece…I shall call him Schloppen plum"

by Disco Noel August 21, 2006

Schloppy

A messy but hot blow job that requires a lot of spit.

Omg I gave mark such good Schloppy tonight!!!

by sotrue101 December 18, 2017

Schmorple

A large oozing wormlike creature.

Look out! The Schmorple is attacking!

by Miyarissa August 26, 2009

Shlorp

The way you eat a food that is a semisolid. Like jello, soup, milkshakes, pudding and other semisolid foods. Made by Ranboo because he didn’t think eating or drinking soup sounded right

I shlorped the soup right up I was so hungry

by Auboo February 24, 2021

Schlop

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.

Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.

by Poop Face McGee and the Poopettes March 28, 2004

Schlopinbang

the act of having sexual intercourse with a very fat chick

Guy 1: 'Damn! That's a big bitch!'
Guy 2: 'Yea, I hit that last night, yo!'
Guy 1: 'Aw, man! That's a schlopinbang!'

by rocketsaucev2 April 28, 2010

Schlop n' Chop

A phrase used to describe when someone gets head, and right as they finish, the sucker bites down and rips off the other's penis.

Brandon: Yo did you hear what happened to Daniel last night?

Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.

Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.

by JimmyLikesBones May 6, 2022