Siberian Sasquatch

A large hairy homo sapien male, not necessarily of Siberian descent, but who would be able to winter over in Siberia given his built in giant wooly sweater.
Holy shit, did you see how hairy Joe was?

Yeah, dude, he's a fuckin Siberian Sasquatch.
by sgmpornstarr October 27, 2011
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Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks or both
Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass
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Sasquatch shuffle

when you get a girl to lick your taint and when you're about to cum move slightly to fart on her face, while she's confused/shocked you cum on her face and BAM! a sasquatch shuffle
"so this girl's trying to get freaky on me by lickin my taint and I'm like ' nobody one-ups ME!!!!' and then WHAM, sasquatch shuffle"
by b3nzin September 28, 2009
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Vellacott's Sasquatch

The case where a Sasquatch is locked in a box with a tennis racquet. And until you open the box the Sasquatch can be considered both pissed off enough to beat you down with the tennis racquet and not pissed off enough to beat you down, can also be considered dead.
I got a text message from steve yesterday it's a real Vellacott's Sasquatch
by Raquetinator June 24, 2010
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Sasquatch Stalks

"Girl, spread open 'dem Sasquatch Stalks and lemme nut on 'dat fun hole."
by Sean/Ryan March 11, 2008
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sasquatch fucker

one who takes it apon themself to participate in sexual relationship with a sasquatch.
a person who fucks nasty "girls"
by Sicilian May 03, 2004
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sasquatch

Man, look at sasquatch on him today!
by Cameron March 31, 2003
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