sammich

its not sandwich it SAMMICH

im abt to go have a sammich

by me + ur mom + ratio = u December 8, 2022

sammich

another word for sandwich, sammich is a better way of saying it

Friend 1: im gonna have a crisp sammich
Friend 2: im gonna have a bacon sammich

by chicken nuggets rule July 14, 2022

Turkey Sammich

The act of bending your woman over , spreading her butt cheeks apart, slathering her shame cave with mayo, turkey, lettuce and tomato and then proceeding to enjoy lunch.

I got home from work last night and my girlfriend made me a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 29, 2024

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024

Sammich

How fat chics say “sandwich”.

Fat bitch: hurr where’s ma sammich

by cool and awesome girl January 18, 2021

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023