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runaway bride

a person who realizes at the very last minute that her boyfriend who claimed to be a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN was actually gay and world NEVER perform in the sack EVER!!!
Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.
by Deborah Spicer August 10, 2006
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runway model

A woman whose picture you see everywhere in fashion magazines, she's supposed to be pretty and attractive and pleasant, but instead she has THiS description:

*MUCH TOO SKiNNY

*MUCH TOO PALE

*Looks like a TOTAL (b-word), in other words she always has this ANGRY look on her face like she thinks she's so much better than everybody else just because she is wearing expensive-as-heck designer clothes whose names you can't pronounce, either that or she's just mad at the world.

*Looks like she is sick because she's so skinny and pale

*LOOKS LiKE AN ANGRY CORPSE!

Runway models are supposed to look beautiful and happy so they'll attract more people, but trust me, with their sour faces, they are likely to attract NOBODY.
Jane: "Why do you always walk around with a sulky look on your face, and why do you want to waste all your money on $500 Gucci jeans and $300 Versace sunglasses when you can get a just as good pair of jeans for $40 and a just as good pair of sunglasses for $14...and did I pronounce the names right?"

Lisa: "This is the runway model attitude. They always look like this."
Jane: "Well, if they always walk around looking like they have something up their rear ends all the time then they're really not all that attractive like they think they are."
by smking59 June 4, 2009
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runaway horse

When a man is fucking a girl/guy doggy style , while holding her hair firmly. he whispers in her ear " i have aids" and she will try to runaway, but she cant because your holding her hair.
im going to try the old "runaway horse" tonight
by muwhahaMAN May 20, 2010
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Brown Runway

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.
"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"
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Cobblestone Runway

The 5th solo studio album released by acclaimed singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith. (a.k.a. Great Sex Tapes) In my opinion, his best album, which includes great pieces of work, such as These Days, Dragonfly On Bay Street, and Gold In Them Hills.
Yeah, go and listen to your Cannibal Corpse, ya metalhead, I got Cobblestone Runway to keep me company. And it won't break my eardrums!
by strong badian March 22, 2005
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chocolate runway

where david likes victoria to shove her fist
david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"
by Uncle Super Schlong June 11, 2003
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runaway douche

A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.
Mike met Sarah and became a runaway douche.
Asshole douche ditcher
by Minus5885 September 21, 2015
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