Half-Retarded

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.

Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 8, 2019

Technologically Retarded

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011

Retarded ass

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

Retired butt terrorist

Usually an old man that fantasizes about sodomizing young children a terrible sight to see. Seen a lot in family guy portraying the typical pedophile who is 60+ years old.

Herbert the pervert from family guy is a retired butt terrorist.

by Sproondizzles March 22, 2010

Retarded Ava

A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.

Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!

Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!

by Yert Skrt October 13, 2019

retardede

A person who cant spell retarded.

Person one texting: Your so retardede
Person two texting: Retarded*

by This Is Interesting October 6, 2020