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Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
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Religioner

Someone who is a master of religion.
"Hey, did you hear how many times Zade prays a day?"
"YEAH, what a religioner!"
by Ronnie42 December 25, 2018
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The Cheorge Religion

It is a prestigious religion led by Lord Charlie and Lord George, and overpowers the BRIDIEISM Society.
“The Cheorge Religion is amazing.”
by AlexsssHshsjsj January 26, 2021
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white boi religion

If you are part of white boi religion you are Ethier named Kayle or Conner, you Ethier have a middle part mullet or a perm If you play cod you probably have every slur imagineable at your finger tips but however if you play fortnite you probably haven't hit puberty and your voice is really high pitched so your a squeaker also you play hockey 6 out of 7 days of the week you don't play it on Sunday because it's the Lord's Day :)
(Person one) What's Conner's religion

(Person two) white boi religion
(Person one) what's that?

(Person two) you don't wanna know...
by Marquisee November 3, 2021
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Religious CEO

The status of a person claiming to be a practicing Christian who in reality goes to church on Christmas and Easter Only.
Dad: You need to quit being a "Religious CEO" and start really getting down with your faith.

Me: Whatever dad I went to the Easter pagent and watched Jesus get Crucified last year.
by Randyone February 23, 2010
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true religion brand jeans

an expensive jean brand. Most of their jeans look very nice and have thick stitchings. They have the horseshoe on the pocket as their logo. It is worn casually and is very fashionable.
Bob: "Nice jeans, they true religion brand jeans?"
Steven: "thanks, yeah they are true religions, i really like them"
by inrialiti March 6, 2011
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Religious zealot

A person who has ruined religion by using it for his own personal gain and to make him seem like (s)he's better than non-religious people.
Mr. Ferguson from South Park. His famous song, "Merry Fucking Christmas" is very zealous.
by UberMan5000 October 18, 2004
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