shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 5, 2009

rehab romance

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.

Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).

by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014

ready rock

Crack rock. Cocaine "ready" to smoke.

I got dat ready rock y'all, 2 for 5 baby.

by The Sheezy August 20, 2003

Reading, PA

A city that was once beautiful and prosperous. Now it's a corrupt, dirty, and ghetto shithole infested by racial card-playing gangstas from New Jersey and the Bronx. Anyone sensible enough to realize how terrible it is has fled to the much safer suburbs.

The Mafia actually ran Reading much better than officials do, and now the city is on the verge of bankruptcy due to irresponsible budgeting.

Random facts about Reading:

The unemployment rate is 14.7% (as of July 2010).

Approximately 35% of the population lives below the poverty line.

The city is famous for it's rail transport. You'll even find that the Reading Railroad is a property in Monopoly. Sadly, it went bankrupt in the 1970s. Nowadays, the stations are empty and abandoned and many tracks go unused.

The city is infamous for corruption. The latest scandal involves Mayor McMahan illegally borrowing $11.5 million from the city sewer fund.

It's generally said that almost everyone who has to deal with the city hates it.

Welcome to Reading, PA: the Little Bronx! Just a heads up, though, there's no Little Manhattan next to it...

by Eviltaco64 July 7, 2010

rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

readonding

Both reading and responding to a blog post. Combines the words reading, and responding.

Jack is a big fan of Jill's blog, that's why he's always readonding.

by Hitter1015 March 17, 2011

readicide

''Read-i-cide: noun, the systematic killing of the love of reading, often exacerbated by the inane, mind-numbing practices found in schools''
Kelly Gallagher

Readicide has longlasting ramifications beyond the school years.

In this massive attempt to prepare all kids for college and the workforce, a readicide curriculum actually sets them back.

by DiaP October 5, 2011