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patrick reed

a small ginger leprechaun man who loves toffee yum yums

he is so hot and cool
girl 1 : i want patrick reed
girl 2 : same
...girl 7854: no me!
by shebb November 9, 2020
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luke reed

you can find a luke reed in his natural habitat: belly dancing to hips don't lie. he also gives off quite strong chode energy. he only knows how to make friends by bullying them and thinks he is a god at spikeball but his friends are too afraid to tell him otherwise.
don't put on shakira! we might attract a luke reed
by mowglismama April 22, 2021
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reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book
I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.
by Gavdong November 8, 2017
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Bill Reed

A pervy dude that rubs his beard on to you so you get tickled.
Mr Pruner was bill reed to bradys hair.
by Gotten.com February 28, 2022
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Joshua Reed

A smart kid who has a friend who is very annoying. His name starts with B or V. He plays video games and he is good at them.
by TooGudAtLife October 16, 2018
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Sneaky Reed

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"
by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009
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nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!
by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011
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