A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.
by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009
Get the Recession Bitch mug.Joe: Shit dude I just jumped into the lake before realizing that there is still some ice out there!
You: Holy balls man, you must have a bad case of recessticles...
You: Holy balls man, you must have a bad case of recessticles...
by Craig Koz May 29, 2010
Get the Recessticles mug.A term used to describe the shrinking and tightening of the nut sack after jumping into cold water, being frightened, or other various unpleasant moments.
Dude I just jumped into the lake only to realize that it is much colder than anticipated.
Mmmm yes, I see you are undergoing a bad case of recessticles.
Mmmm yes, I see you are undergoing a bad case of recessticles.
by Craig Koz May 29, 2010
Get the Recessticles mug.Pain in the gluteous maximus muscles caused by riding certain recumbent bicycles at fast speeds. This problem is most common with Bike-E tyre bikes with a more upright seat back which places more of the riders weight onto the gluteous maximus muscles.
by 'Bent Triker April 4, 2005
Get the Recumbent butt mug.A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.
Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!
by Fuckareyoulookinat June 23, 2009
Get the recession car mug.Coined by slate.com writer Christopher Beam, a term to describe the, perhaps promiscuous, behavior of Congressional staffers while their bosses are absent during Congressional recess.
Female Staffer #1: Mark is gorgeous, but we work together. It's never going to work.
Female Staffer #2: Oh, go for it, it's recest!
Female Staffer #2: Oh, go for it, it's recest!
by jargonDC August 27, 2009
Get the recest mug.The distilled corn added to gasoline by government mandate, causing increased food prices, poor gas mileage and ultimately a big shot in the foot for every american.
With the economy tanking we should get rid of recessionanol!
Help! Where can I find gasoline without recessionanol?
A truly capitalist, free market economy would never mandate recessionanol.
Recessionanol was supposed to make the air cleaner, but it doesn't work because cars are still burning the same or more petrolium with the corn.
Help! Where can I find gasoline without recessionanol?
A truly capitalist, free market economy would never mandate recessionanol.
Recessionanol was supposed to make the air cleaner, but it doesn't work because cars are still burning the same or more petrolium with the corn.
by Dave W1 January 24, 2008
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