Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.
Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.
Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006
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Rectal is deeper than anal. In other words, someone who is rectal pays FAR deeper attention to detail than someone who is anal.
Person1: This is ridiculous. I have to get ALL the points right to pass the test?
Person2: Yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispronounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.
Person1: That's unfair! Why is the teacher so anal?
Person2: She's more than just anal. She's rectal!
Person2: Yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispronounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.
Person1: That's unfair! Why is the teacher so anal?
Person2: She's more than just anal. She's rectal!
by E_Dawg January 10, 2009
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Get the retanto mug.The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).
"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
by queenducttape July 24, 2008
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1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.
This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.
"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:
"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.
This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.
"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:
"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
Susie: "I bet you and your rectal ranger buddies always know how to pass the time when you're hunting for deer."
Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
by scootie November 20, 2006
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