Sir Rasmussen

When you use the male sexual organ as a monocle on another man's eye.

Mitch really loves to use the Sir Rasmussen on his boyfriends.

by Jack Beast Nimble August 31, 2013

robin rasmussen

Sexy af. Getting laid every day. rich as hell.

robin rasmussen is hot

by sejten November 21, 2016

The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism

Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"

by Thomdinho April 2, 2018

Abigail Rasmussen

She’s a hoe.

Abigail Rasmussen is such hoe.

by The kingg5666 June 6, 2020

Abigail Rasmussen

She’s a hoe.

Abigail Rasmussen is such a hoe.

by The kingg5666 June 6, 2020

Gracie Rasmussen

She’s hot always has a boyfriend! Likes js

Gracie Rasmussen so hot I could fuck her

by Graciefucker69!! September 6, 2021

Jeffrey Rasmussen

Jeffrey Rasmussen seems like a simple person, but like the name is more complex then they seem. Jeffrey Rasmussen is loyal, funny, geeky (not nerdy) and ok with it. Jeffrey Rasmussen has looked for other Jeffrey’s in the world and knows with a name like that all of them would be a fun person to hangout with. Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one that everyone loves to be around because he is loyal, caring, and honest to a fault. Jeffrey has seen many things in life and understands people better than 90% of the human population. In a group of friends Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one who entertains, the crowd.
Jeffrey Rasmussen can be a 3rd wheel, 5th wheel, or 2nd wheel. He is also perfectly fine being the lonesome wheel on the side of the road hanging out with nature.

If this isn’t the most accurate statement about Jeffrey Rasmussen then we suggest you just stick with the plain name Jeff.
Kudos to all the Jeffrey Rasmussen’s in the world.

“Wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen…that’s it just wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen”

by Satcartoonsrule! November 22, 2021