brittney ROMANCE

A girl who will break your heart with one look.
She isn't a snob or slutty. Just beautiful.

Bob: "Look at that girl over there."
Jim: "She is such a brittney ROMANCE."

by kaylaTiger December 24, 2008

roman helmet

While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion

"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"

by BDubbs December 24, 2003

romana sambuca

A liquor from Italy. Its 42% alcohol (82 proof). Romana Sambuca has a strong black licorice flavor.

Some people drink it by watering down, others prefer to drink it straight. Some people light it on fire first etc.

A more traditional way that its drank is by adding 3 coffee beans to the drink.

person 1:I hate the black licorice taste of romana sambuca
person 2:Really? I love the flavor.

by The 211 August 6, 2008

Romance-turbation

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.

Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.

by tagz November 1, 2008

Roman

A treasure to the world, this gem of a man is all that you ever dreamt would come true. He is the most charismatic, heavenly handsome, and caring person that will ever cross your path and once you fall deep into his entrancing brown eyes, you won't ever want to leave his gaze. He makes you feel like a wonderful person even though you may not feel this way. He's the most amazing person known to us all. A talented writer, a compassionate man, a heart catching spirt, nothing more can be said. He's words are like molten gold and he will leave you speechless and breathless all at one go with all he is. He's the type of man who with one look will be able to read your eyes and will jolt your heart from that very first moment. He's irresistibly sexy, smart, kind hearted, skilled, overall simply AMAZING guy and you are bound to fall madly in love with him. he is the kind of guy you will want to spend the rest of your life with, each day growing together, loving each other. Truly the most brilliant, sexy, sweet man ever, hold on to him forever because he will give light to each day just by knowing he is in the world. He is the man who will make a space in your heart, touch your being and move you to tears with all that he is. A one-of-kind person and you won't ever be able to fall in love with anyone else once you've given your heart to Roman, il mio amore.

A true inspiration, a man to bless my dreams, he has created a space in my heart, he is the creme of creme de la cremes. The catcher of my eye, the capturer of my heart the guy i love to love more and more... he must be a Roman.

by three.lined.puzzlez May 25, 2010

Holy Roman Empire

A holy hot messy federation of nightmarish boiling pot of hundreds of principalities, kingdoms, duchies and bishopric

known as the First Reich located at modern day Germany, the low-land Europe (Netherlands and Belgium), Austria and Northern Italy. Existed from medieval ages to the Napoleonic Wars and is one of the main causes of Europe being a bloody hell mess fuckery back then. Blame the Pope for creating this beast straight from hell.

Can be used to describe something being extremely messy.

The conference today was such a Holy Roman Empire!

by YeetusOffACliff May 12, 2020

roman battle helmet

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.

Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005