single emoticon response syndrome

when her reply to anything you said is a single emoticon. in most cases the same one again and again.

you - blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah

your crush - :D

you know that girl i like. i'd diagnose her with single emoticon response syndrome

by broken-lightbulb November 25, 2017

“Dat ass” response

The switch that flips in a guys mind when he sees a girl with a nice ass. It instantly makes him want to smash and he will probably try to get in her pants that night.

Guy: “Yo did you see Kayla today”
Guy 2: “yeah I had a “dat ass” response to those yoga pants”
Guy: “you gonna hit that?”
Guy 2: “yeah probably later tonight”

by ThatLogicalGuy May 23, 2019

Kim Jung Un-responsive

When a certain Kim Jung Un becomes unresponsive after heart surgery. Fat fuck.

Jimin: Our glorious leader could never die, It must be those pesky capitalist pigs that did this I'm sure that they made our glorious leader Kim Jung Un-responsive.

by Chad420 April 26, 2020

compounded anime neural character exposure response

more commonly referred to its short name, "CANCER", this is the ability to be able to tell automatically which female character in the the anime is going to be "best girl". this is considered a sixth sense to some fans, while to others a superpower.

the compounded anime neural character exposure response takes anime fans by storm.

by 🥑🧀 September 17, 2018

FRT (Facebook Response Time)

The amount of time it takes one person to response on Facebook.

Hey Jane, that guy John you saw last night, has an incredibly fast FRT (Facebook Response Time) to you're posts.

by ajlh;daffew March 30, 2010

auto responder

a nerdish plugin that automatically responds to an email reply

Hi. This is your friendly Auto Responder email notification message.

by Jeff Barouch July 6, 2004

Responsimilk

Barack Obama's own made-up word that he sometimes uses instead of the word 'responsibility'. As heard 24 seconds into this speech in Berlin, Thursday 24th July: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7524269.stm

Michelle: Which one of you kids stole the cookies? I demand to know.
Barack: That's right. You should accept responsimilk.

by Zoboomafoobar August 20, 2008