douchebag ratio

Ratio of douchebags to non-douchebags at a given public place. Most applicable to bars, clubs, gyms, parties.

I used to work out at 24 hr fitness, but the douchebag ratio was too high, so I switched to Gold's

by randchap November 22, 2010

hefty ransom

An adjective or noun for fucking anything

Your mom got quite a hefty ransom off me last night

by Xcubecolt January 26, 2017

Hot to Not Ratio

"Hot to Not Ratio" is the ration of hot girls to not hot girls.

If you're in a club/bar and there are one or two smoking hot girls, but the rest are dogs, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite low.

But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.

What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"

by resolS December 15, 2009

Mouth to ass ratio

The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.

Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"

by Caribbean Jim August 16, 2013

the tech ratio

1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.

2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.

Tonight i'm pouring the tech ratio because the tech ratio really got me.

by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019

Tit to stomach ratio

Tits should be bigger than the stomach on a woman and smaller than the stomach on a man

The tit to stomach ratio is way off

by Mr Oooo Weee July 19, 2019

Ransom

1. Holding someone for money, threatening to cause them harm if the money is not paid.

2. Someone who really owns "multitheftauto".

1. "They held Tod for ransom, but nobody wanted to pay 1 million dollars for his release, the kidnappers killed him."

2. Damn, that Ransom guy really owns DeathB, Kungfugrip, Keny767, Gamefreek, Zircon, especially robpol86, and etc.

by lakecityransom June 11, 2006