pure ownage

It is the full spelling of POWN.
It means to massively own someone in a way that humiliates them into to crying.

Bob- That was some pure ownage
PLayer2- I think I'll go cry now.

by jhouse May 15, 2005

pure stupidity

Pure Stupidity is the action of multiple things, for example a lack in common knowledge and dangerously stupid actions

The man had pure stupidity as he decided to look down the barrel of his jammed gun.

by Alphonzee May 21, 2016

Pure Beaut

Shortened version of, "Pure beautiful", mainly heard in Northern Ireland

boy 1: "look at that minter over there, whos she?"
boy 2: "where?"
boy 1: "over there standin at houstons corner"
boy 2: "oh aye thats lennys ma she's a pure beaut"
boy 1: "fuckin right she is"

by Neeson3k February 24, 2011

Berserker pure

A player in runescape with the defence of 45 who's main focus is to use the berserker helm obtained from the fremminik trials quest for the added strength bonus while pking or pvp combat. The Berserker pure usually ranges from level 80-115 and more than likely favors the use of an abyssal whip or dragon scimitar with the combo of a dds or ddp++ (dragon dagger super poisen). They focus all thier attention on attack and strngth skill after getting 45 def.

A berserker pure is a runescape player with 45 def and 70 attack or higher with possibly 80strength or higher.

by Kevin Lewis April 25, 2008

Pure Luck

The chance happening of extremly fortunate or purely adverse events; the act of having unadulterated good fortune; an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that leads to a favorable outcome.

They met one day out of pure luck. The fact that the airplane somehow landed safely without it's landing gear was pure luck.

by Geraldo Rivera June 24, 2005

pure mule

Irish expression: can be positive or negative description of events - It all depends on the intonation.

'went out, long queue, shite beer, no craic, walked home in the rain on me own, it was pure mule' or 'went out, straight in, no kissin', loadsa drink and scored big time, it was pure mule'.

by gaz7000 July 20, 2006

Pure Nut

Ejaculation achieved via solely the thought of ejaculation i.e. no fantasies, porn, toys or physical assistance.

Because of his isolation from the world, he achieved a pure nut.

by Gabrielfunkglop April 8, 2021