Pulping

Violently fucking and ejaculating in a fruit, so that its interior is primarily composed of syrupy liquid.

I tried pulping a peach, but it was infested with fruit files that tried to enter my urethra.

by pulpking March 9, 2019

poopingus

The act of inserting the pingus, also known as the index finger and middle finger of your hand into a singular butthole or pingus slot

It looks like Karen really gave you the good old poopingus

by Attic man September 30, 2019

Pumping Slop

Something you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend

Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

Puppinge

Sorta like taking a pup on a fresh Shoncyrt

Wow, that’s so puppinge

by Shoncie January 8, 2021

Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

by kariusvega August 6, 2012

Anal Pulping

To have anal sex so rough and vigorous that the intestines turn into a nice pulpy consistency as one churns from within.

"Man, what happened to Ellie?"
"Her husband gave her a real anal pulping."
"Wow, lucky gal."

by John Willcox April 21, 2017