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Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

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"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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prostitute

A women who sells her body to a variety of creeps, low-lifes and degenerates. The majority of her wages goes directly to her abusive scumbag pimp who takes pride in the fact that he arranges for her to be degraded at the expense of scum.
Since when was it Okay to go screw and fuck with a bunch of killers, junkies and perverts?
by BadLieutenant June 21, 2004
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Prostityte

A slang word for prosititute. A ditzy slutbag hoeface.
Marguth is a prostityte
by margooth February 12, 2009
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Prostituty

Adjective: How to describe something that has a distinct whore nature to it.
Ben: "Did you have to add so much make up to her?"
Miles: "I was trying to make her more prostituty."
by whatyouhearinartclass December 14, 2010
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Prostitot

Little girls forced into beauty pageants by their morbidly obese track-suit wearing mothers.
Kammy really has little Krystal all fancied up for the "The Miss" pageant.

.....Bitch, she looks like a straight up Prostitot.....you should be ashamed!!
by DJ PA September 21, 2011
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prostitutity

1. possesses high and praised sexual qualities of that is which most satisfying (achieves and strides on perfecting skills)
There's only one hooker that I would stop and pick up because of her nice features and prostitutity.
by Chillhillyhill December 2, 2016
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prostitute

I don't want no sloppy hoe, I need me a prostitute!!!
by cgoodyyy February 22, 2019
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