premeditated painter

Premeditated Painter: an artist who knows what a painting will be before beginning the painting. Premeditated painters work out all of the creative and application details visually in their head before beginning the process of painting.

The premeditated painter knows all of the detail in the painting before the process of painting begins.

by Kegie December 6, 2014

Premeditated Munchies

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high

I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies

by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

premedicognitive

To think about thinking about something before you think about it.

He became premedicognitive when he subconsciously decided to think about thinking about himself thinking about shingling a dog house with pancakes on Tuesday on the previous Sunday.

by Seamus Mchooligan March 30, 2017

Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

Promegle

(n.) The app version of Omegle. Available wherever pedo-breeding ground and furry roleplaying apps are sold.

Promegle: Omegle, but for PROS!!!
Pedos: Yay!
Furries: Yay!
Hetalia fans: Yay!
Lonely people: Yay!
Whores: Yay!
Everyone else: ...

by GilbertAwesomeBeilschmidt January 11, 2017

premeditated fuckery

The planned orchestration of foolishness and other behavior that is deceptive, illogical, or makes no sense, at all. Plotting, finessing, and schemining fuckery.

He tried to get me to go along with his premeditated fuckery, but he was just trying to finesse me out of some money

by Shay45 December 25, 2017

Primed

To take an annoying girl who passes out at your party, and overnighting her naked to Mexico.

that girl was a trainwreck I had to prime her before she ruined the party.

That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.

by apirateslife4me January 28, 2018