Progalssive

A woman, typically a teenager, who claims to want equal rights for everyone, but often downplays injustices against men and other marginalized groups in favor of their own first-world problems.

Jenny is progalssive, she is pro-equality for everyone, but promotes violence against men and gets upset at rape jokes.

by Archelexus October 26, 2014

Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.

Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds

by dmangstar September 24, 2009

progressial

The adjective form of the noun “progress.” Not to be confused with “progressive.” Some may say it’s not a real word, but most beg to differ. Used to describe something that made progress.

By building that cobblestone generator in our Minecraft world, we were progressial.

by progressialisreal August 3, 2021

Progressive Porn Disorder

The anamoly that occurs after having so much messed up porn available online that a picture of a naked blonde doesnt cut it anymore

Brad: Ay dude i got the new issue of Hustler

Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang

Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder

by Hankgod June 20, 2011

The Program

A vague idyllic promise of success to lure parents into footing the bill for yet another useless graduate degree. Love junkie, lost, spoiled followers use this vague idea sculpted by school’s marketing materials of professors looking smart, students looking awake, and doctored photos of old buildings looking prestigious to convince themselves and parents of the merit in investing another 100k in their near useless kid, known by the step-dad simply as “sleep and eat.”

“Mom, I know a MA in Education at Harvard is useless, but I just fell in love with the program.”

by UnderemployedMBA August 29, 2011

Progressive

The pervasive and all consuming fear, that someone, somewhere, may be doing something without your permission; and the obsessive compulsive desire to control all things that goes with it.

Our mayor is so progressive, he banned sodas larger than 3 millilitres.
A customer came in and asked to see the manager before they even ordered; Karens are so progressive!

by CyborgimusPrime May 30, 2020

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020