Definitions by Hankgod

Progressive Porn Disorder 

The anomoly that occurs after watching so much internet porn that naked chicks in magazines doesn't cut it anymore

Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler

Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang

Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder

Progressive Porn Disorder by Hankgod November 22, 2011

Progressive Porn Disorder 

The anamoly that occurs after having so much messed up porn available online that a picture of a naked blonde doesnt cut it anymore

Brad: Ay dude i got the new issue of Hustler

Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang

Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder

Progressive Porn Disorder by Hankgod June 20, 2011

cf 

Constant fuck. Not your bf (boyfriend) or gf (girlfriend)... just the person you constantly fuck.

Guy 1: Hey man is that your gf?

Guy 2: Nah thats my cf.

cf by Hankgod October 13, 2010

supershiestysneaky bounce

the low-key underdog beer pong partner's power to make any bounce shot no matter how amazing the defense is.

Guys: Haha youll never make a shot
Girl: (uses the supershiestysneaky bounce shot)
Guys: Fuck.

supershiestysneaky bounce by Hankgod August 24, 2010