v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".
The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2010
Get the Procrasturbationmug. To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.
by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011
Get the Procrasturbatingmug. I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.
by deputydazza May 28, 2020
Get the Procrasturbatingmug. "Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."
by carols213 May 11, 2016
Get the Procrasturbatemug. by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018
Get the procrasturbatingmug. 1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011
Get the Procrasturbationmug. by TheCire September 16, 2018
Get the Procrasturbationmug.