Procrastinating

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.

Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating

by Astrantia April 10, 2003

procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

by Zach G. December 3, 2003

Procrastinating

I'll get a definition for it later.....

teacher: John did you do you're paper?

John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....

teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...

by Thatgingerkid December 6, 2010

procrastinating

something im doing right now

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.

by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008

procrastibate

To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.

Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate

Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.

by catface101 September 27, 2010

procrastinate

comes from latin: pro: 'toss forward'; cras: 'tomorrow'

I have to start writing a thesis and I don't. If I keep on procrastinating I will be terribly moody.

by Annie August 18, 2004

Procrastibate

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.

Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.

by Barrakuda4 February 19, 2010