Procrapsinates

Using pooping as an excuse to get out of or delaying task

Y daughter procrapsinates every time she has to do the dishes.

by Lkeeler July 18, 2023

Procrasinatingly

Procrastination but ending in "ly." This means doing everything last minute is better than if you would do it on time.

She is Procrasinatingly perfect.

by ahythizzhle November 22, 2024

Procrastinap

The “productive” nap you take to avoid doing work, convincing yourself it will somehow make you more focused later. Spoiler: it never does.

“I sat down to start my essay but somehow ended up taking a four-hour procrastinap instead.”

by Ctaylor_ September 8, 2025

e-procrastinate

The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.

I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.

by IHateWork September 15, 2010

Anti-Procrastinate

When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.

"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"

by AshTiko February 8, 2018

Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty

Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing

by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020

Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.

Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.

by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023