Funko problems

Things that don’t matter but matter to you.

“I wish I had funko problems.”

“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”

“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”

“What’s the matter you seem upset?

Oh I got funko problems.”

by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021

zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.

Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.

by caporegime August 14, 2021

Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.

One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020

nerdworld problems

The unique problems that effect only the nerds of the world. Usually having to do with video games, computer equipment, the making of costumes for Cos-play, as well as a whole host of other annoying problems that no other group of humans in the world have.

Nerd 1: Dude, I just can't seem to find the correct material to make my mask for my new NRC veteran armor.

Dude 1: Man, nerdworld problems!

by Von Druid July 26, 2012

Drinking problem

Something my wife keeps telling me I have.

"Maybe I wouldn't have a drinking problem, if you didn't have a problem with BEING A NAGGING BITCH ALL THE TIME!!!"

by famam June 3, 2014

crack problem

A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.

That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.

by ursophile60 April 17, 2008

princess problem

When a girl acts like she owns the world and that everyone should bow down to her. Most often a spoiled brat that doesn't realize her shit stinks; and, acts overly dramatic to bring in as much attention as possible.

She has a princess problem and her boyfriend can do nothing about it.

by Ukko ukkana ukinski October 30, 2015