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penis poison

when you end up with an unexpected thing after having sex
he gave her penis poison and then 9 months later....along came baby
by gatorgrl December 22, 2008
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Hungarian Poison

A mixture made up of 60% alcohol (traditionally rum) that has at least 35% alcohol content and 40% lemonade. The lemonade cancels the effect of the alcohol causing drinkers to take in far more alcohol than they are usually capable of.
"Dude, you're so drunk. What did you have?"
"Just two cups of Hungarian Poison"
by bemoregame June 18, 2023
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Cream cake poisoning

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009
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puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.
I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.
by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017
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Poonani

by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018
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shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
by DaynaS March 30, 2008
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