selfie position

It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.

Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.

Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!

by laxer3131 December 5, 2013

Triceratops Sex Position

Triceratops sex position is when your girl doggystyle on the bed, your under her with a finger in the anus, your wang in her thang, and a hand in her mouth, mimicking the Great Triceratops

Ben: Dude, sex last night was so good!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!

by Lord Xerxez January 25, 2018

prone position

when a woman lies on her stomach and recieves rear vaginal entry or flat doggystle

I was so tired from bangin doggystyle for so long that the bitch dropped down and I banged her prone position.

by Hillary November 15, 2003

fecal position

The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.

Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.

by Elvo July 27, 2007

Pendulum Position

When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.

Now that our son is away at college, we can try the pendulum position in his bed!!

by Jimmy Johnson Balls August 6, 2008

Pee Position

When a man stands with his legs spread irregularly wide open as if he is peeing in a urinal.

Guy 1: dude that guy over there is totally in a pee position right now.

Guy 2: I know, right?

by Xaulbius June 29, 2010

broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018