Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
by July 07, 2023
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Poor man's hot tub

Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.
by SkiLifeSpecial December 24, 2019
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Poor Man's Payday

A mix of peanuts and candy corn that yields a flavor reminiscent of a Payday candybar.
Time to get more candy corn; I just ate the last of my Poor Man's Payday.
by Copyname March 11, 2019
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Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.
Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024
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Poor Man's Style

A drawing on a piece of paper only done with a pen. Only one color, mostly grey, and no other things used. Usually done when the artist refuses to buy other supplies, either not having enough money or just not wanting to cuz he's a greedy bastard.
A:"Why didn't you color it? Or you anything besides your pen for that matter?"

B:"Dude I got the Poor Man's Style of drawing."

A:"So you're just a greedy bastard?"

B:"Pretty much."
by Null, The King Of Nothing December 02, 2017
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poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.
Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!
by elwoood13 November 05, 2013
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poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts
if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN
by poorhiddenstashistan June 15, 2011
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