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Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021
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Cuzsie Pooping Friday

On fridays, Cuzsie will go poop and record / photograph his pooping adventures. Some may want to celebrate along with Cuzsie, by pooping along with him.
"Dude, wake up! It's Cuzsie Pooping Friday!"
by Cuzsie May 16, 2022
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Extra Pooping

When you already pooped once but you gotta go again but it’s not yet diarrhea
I gotta take some time for extra pooping into my schedule
by Meadow rose September 23, 2022
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Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.
Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!
by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011
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party poopin' faggot

N- total loser that blows off a good time to do something stupid or non-related.
Frank- Hey man, lets score some beer and get fucked up.

PPF- No way man, I hafta go to work.

Frank- Fuck you, you'r a party poopin' faggot.
by Franswa October 10, 2007
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Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.
Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!
by OranageHasu December 4, 2012
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Pooping Friends Network

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.
Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!
by MeTheTree December 6, 2006
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