Twilight New Poon

A future porno title that will be the only good thing to ever come out of the gayest books/movies ever. It is supported by stupid girl teens and other Twihards, also known as the scum of the earth. The porno will probably even be gay. Twilight sucks.

Gary: "Hey did you go see Twilight New Moon? It was great"

Jordan: "What the hell? Are you gay? I bet you will finger yourself when Twilight New Poon comes out. Fag don't talk to me."

by JustAnotherScene December 14, 2009

poundin the poon

1. the act of sex/ sexual intercourse

2. an act which is best prformed in the beed room

tom: hey mike you want to chill later

mike: i would man but tina's commin over

tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?

"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"

"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"

by Derrick D March 23, 2006

poon hound

A womanizer or playboy. This term is used on the movie "Indecent Proposal" by Billy Bob Thorton to describe the character John Gage (played by Robert Redford)

"That's John Gage, rich son of a bitch and a major poon hound."

by TheRealDeal77 October 27, 2008

poonano

The vagina of a dwarf.

I went to the circus to scope out the poonano...

by pgg February 25, 2009

Poon Boy

A complete pussy and weak ass guy

Justin is being a little poon boy and won't drink anything tonight.

by JamaicanPancake August 30, 2013

anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

koon poon

Derogatory name for an african female's vagina

man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon!

by titanmike January 11, 2008