poonett square

Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.

Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.

by bloopy15 April 10, 2008

Poonicorn

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

by djzoos May 3, 2017

Poonis

A penis which is able to poo.

1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.

by celllphone May 26, 2009

poontangler

1. He or she that tangles with poon. See poon.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.

Submit to me you hussy! For I am the POONTANGLER !!!

by JOE HUFF January 27, 2005

poontail

Is the execive amount of hair in the femenine pubic area,i.e pussy or ass; when it has been pulled and curled out... making it look like a ponytail.

After I ate that bitch last night, she kept playing with herself and ended up with a poontail.

Dude, you need a haircut, you kinda have a poontail growing out.

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 5, 2009

poontackle

To viciously tackle an unsuspencting female and wrestle her to the ground (if you didnt tackle her in the first place) and rape the shit out of her helpless vagina.

OH shit! Tim straight poontackled that bitch

by Jeff Henry May 25, 2004

poontanger

it is a verb meaning a guy (tanger) is tanging (having sex/fingering/eating/ exc) poon (a womens clam/vagina/hoochie) and a person who does that man/woman is called a poontanger where poon is the clam and tanger is the guy tanging the poon

"im going to go out with him cause i hear he is a hardcore poontanger!"

by Zeric December 18, 2005