Satirical government programs to help the needy. A joke built upon absurd ideas to reduce poverty. Based on Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." This can also encompass with ways to win the "War on Drugs" and combat illegal immigration.
As part of the "War on Poverty" the President has deployed Fighters to bomb the projects.
The leader of the movement at this movement is French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Who has pioneered great ways to defeat racaille in the banlieue.
Half of Americans below the poverty line must be eliminated, the remaining half shall inherit the possessions of the half eliminated and thereby be lifted out of poverty as their assets double.
The homeless will be loaded onto trucks after being enticed by promises of food and housing. They will then be transported to Mexico or Canada (whichever is closer) and left there.
America will conduct an exchange of 1,000,000 lazy welfare bums for 1,000,000 enterprising foreignors.
America's poor will be shipped off to another country (Nicaragua, Chad...) where they will be wealthy in comparison to the average citizen.
The leader of the movement at this movement is French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Who has pioneered great ways to defeat racaille in the banlieue.
Half of Americans below the poverty line must be eliminated, the remaining half shall inherit the possessions of the half eliminated and thereby be lifted out of poverty as their assets double.
The homeless will be loaded onto trucks after being enticed by promises of food and housing. They will then be transported to Mexico or Canada (whichever is closer) and left there.
America will conduct an exchange of 1,000,000 lazy welfare bums for 1,000,000 enterprising foreignors.
America's poor will be shipped off to another country (Nicaragua, Chad...) where they will be wealthy in comparison to the average citizen.
by Sarko October 8, 2009
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I saw that Poverty Player over on Canal Street buying a gold-plated Fucci (fake Gucci) watch she is telling everyone her bf bought her for Christmas.
My boss is a real Poverty Player; he told everyone he got his MBA from Harvard when really it was from an online unviersity from Puerto Rico.
My boss is a real Poverty Player; he told everyone he got his MBA from Harvard when really it was from an online unviersity from Puerto Rico.
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Guy 2: I havent gotton that shit since i can remember, I am in a "Booty Poverty".
Guy 2: I havent gotton that shit since i can remember, I am in a "Booty Poverty".
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Get the Poverty mug.A pawn shop owner, typically one who offers pennies on the dollar for goods, knowing full well that the seller has no other recourse.
The chick running the pawn shop offers $0.50 per DVD. You got $2 for your special edition Lord of the Rings box set from the Poverty Pimp!
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2. Caused by bad behaviour incentivised by welfare, wic, foodstamps, and democrats.
3. A famous quote states that envy is shared by all in a capitalist economy, misery is shared by all in a socialist economy.
2. Caused by bad behaviour incentivised by welfare, wic, foodstamps, and democrats.
3. A famous quote states that envy is shared by all in a capitalist economy, misery is shared by all in a socialist economy.
Dude says "The welfare system incentivises people to live in poverty, who wants to work when you can get a check in the mail on the first of the month".
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