The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise

an ironic story the jedi would not tell you

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."

by CC-8826 August 19, 2022

phaggotry

the display of faggot-like actions; acting gay, or in a gay manner.

He is setting a fine example of phaggotry.

by Mike Gamman December 10, 2008

Plaggy

Slang term, commonly used in the North of England for plastic.

Particularly used in Teesside, Humberside and Yorkshire, as well as Merseyside

Across the UK, Manchester United fans are mainly said to live anywhere except Manchester. The common term for these fans in football circles are 'plastic mancs', or, as they are known in the North, Plaggy Mancs.

Plastic carrier bags are plaggy bags. Plastic macs become plaggy macs.

by Riggersisa Plank March 5, 2012

plagerizer

someone who copies other peoples work, and pretends it is their own

johnny looks over billy's shoulder and quickly scribbles down a few lines, then heads for the teachers table, and claims his star.

by karen May 13, 2003

PlagueBearer

1)That which bears the plague.

2)He who Bears the Plague.

1)In the case of the black death, fleas were the plaguebearers.

2)PlagueBearer was talking about Orc Encampments the other day.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

Piggie Plague

A better and funnier name for the dreaded Swine Flu, or the H1N1 virus.

Mr. A: Watch out for the Piggie Plague!! AAARRGGH!!! It's got me!! uuuhhhhgghh!! *doesn't die, just falls asleep*

by JargonJunkie November 5, 2009

the Black Plague

Much like Bieber Fever, this nasty disease is a term to describe the new sensation created by 13-year YouTube phenomenom, Rebecca Black and her hit single, "Friday". How such an utterly untalented little shithead like Rebecca Black can get a record deal is beyond me, but I suppose if Justin Bieber can get famous, then so can she.

Rebecca Black fan: Screw Bieber Fever, I've got the Black Plague!

by PJ Queen April 3, 2011