Pirate

Cross your arms grab the breasts squeeze them together and motor boat them.

"I liked my bitches poop deck and pirated her all night!"

by Chase and Derrik September 13, 2008

pirate

the kicking of a leg after ejaculating on ones eye

Yo, you should have seen how i pirated that hoe last night, she was limping for hour

by billy ;) July 18, 2008

The Pirate

When a girl is sucking a dick. Then the guy squirts in her left or right eye. She stands up covers her eye and starts jumping around saying "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

I used The Pirate on your mom last night.

by Bert Goo 2 April 11, 2003

privacy pirate

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.

After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.

by jpg3 February 26, 2012

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB June 25, 2015

Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

by JesseIU May 11, 2015

punani pirate

A one eyed one legged prostitute

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018