pirate

queers, gays, sausage jockeys. they are 'pirates of men's pants' (rhyming slang for pirates of penzance)

in the same way someone would say bet he's a jockey (see above)
you would say he's a guaranteed pirate!

by Just Joey July 12, 2006

pirate

the kicking of a leg after ejaculating on ones eye

Yo, you should have seen how i pirated that hoe last night, she was limping for hour

by billy ;) August 14, 2008

The Pirate

When a girl is sucking a dick. Then the guy squirts in her left or right eye. She stands up covers her eye and starts jumping around saying "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

I used The Pirate on your mom last night.

by Bert Goo 2 April 11, 2003

privacy pirate

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.

After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.

by jpg3 February 26, 2012

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB July 3, 2015

Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

by JesseIU May 12, 2015

punani pirate

A one eyed one legged prostitute

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018