texticular pause

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.

Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"

by salamiprototype December 8, 2009

Phisexual

Someone who is sexual with everything. Phi (Φ) is a variable and therefore can be replaced with anything, hence a phisexual is someone who is sexual with any and everything.

Mans: Yo guy youz a phisexual
Flamer: WTF, a phisexual?
Mans: Yeah man youz sexual with errything!!!

by juz098 December 24, 2009

pause that

Someone letting your ass know that you need to just check yoself in general. damn.

"hey man I don't like smoking blunts anymore, I think I will smoke Virginia Slims instead"
"whoa, whao, pause that . . . for real . . . damn"

by whiteflavor April 7, 2003

Brookes' Pause

To pause or decrease volume between the words 'Oxford' and 'Brookes' to suggest you are at the University of Oxford not Oxford Brookes.

Jim used the Brookes' Pause when chatting up a girl.

by rsloch March 4, 2007

Phoser

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

by ManKitten November 6, 2010

maria phase

The phase of a guy (or girl)'s life when he/she fancies a girl called Maria. If that particular Maria returns any love then the maria phase is broken.

OMG! He is SO going through the maria phase right now!

by Wa-Kaas March 14, 2009

Rappers Pause

When a rapper pauses instead of saying "like" or "Like a", then resuming

With Rappers Pause (RP)- I Keep her runnin back and forward (RP) soccer team- lil wayne

Without Rapper Pause- I keep her runnin back and forward like a soccer team- lil wayne

by Frostmatic April 8, 2010