phire

a person that is like fire (i.e. hot, lively, unstoppable, bright)

i luv my phire, she's amazing!

by lucygoose August 18, 2006

Phizzy

Colloquialism originating from the Midlands of England to describe someone or something that is considered extremely 'cool'.

"You is so phizzy!"
"Random is the selection. Phizzy envelopes!"

by Gemma_241 March 3, 2006

phineas your ferb

An Indian-American sex act performed by a male stripper wearing nothing but an orange triangle on his erect penis. As, in which, the female hiering this professional, has exactly 104 seconds to pour in 2 pounds of maple syrup into his\her anus. And then, dipping in his delicious pancake penis, and then the related sibiling. (if no related being, there are indeed red headed sisters for sale) This mentioned sibiling will then scream wildly as sucking woman's green-dyed vaginal area.

Hey Rabi Beth! After the mosque would you mind hit'n me up a lil' and Phineas your Ferb?

Yea holmes. I just gotta confirm this 13 year old as A Jewish man and then I'll take em to go get some maple syrup! Ja' feel?

by MarianneKatAnnaForEva March 29, 2016

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

PHIZ

adj. describing someone who obviously posts in Something Awful's Pretentious Hipster Irony Zone, often delineated by a combination of hipster and goon fashion such as tight pants and shirts, flannel, thick-rimmed glasses, obscure band tees, boots, messenger bags ponytails, neckbeards and anything else you can think of.

Did you see that dude with the faggy handbag? He's totally PHIZ...

by shittitties January 20, 2009

philepedo

The opposite of a pedophile. Perving/lusting after someone older than yourself.

'That boy is such a philepedo'

by Ange23 January 22, 2007

prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"

I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.

by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011