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Peruvian Shampoo

the act of "sperminating" heavily during the night and "gunking" ur girlfriend's hair
"my girl woke up with a Peruvian Shampoo the other day, it has taken her a week and a half to clean it out"
by Iron Deficient Jack August 19, 2008
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Peruvian Handshake

A Peruvian male tradition occuring when two individuals meet. Out of respect, one man holds his hand out, signalling to the other man that he left his poison tipped arrow at home. In response, the second man either extends his hand, grasps the other man's hand, grabs firmly and, in perfect harmony guides both hands up and down like a kite on a white, sandy Lima beach. Or he grabs his poison tipped arrow out of his napsack and stabs the other man three times in the forehead.

The Peruvian handshake has become banal in most cultures. For this reason, the "Peruvian" is often dropped, and the gesture is more widely known as "The Handshake".
After the Aztec ball game of Toltec, players from the losing team rarely engage in Peruvian handshakes with members of the winning team, because they are summarily executed, and their skulls are instantaneously turned in to the balls for th next game.
by Lyger_Lvr_4_Evr December 29, 2008
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Peruvian Pearl

to have your sexual partner jack you off then wipe off an excess then squeeze your penis and make a little pearl of semen come out of the urethra then piss it onto your sexual partners face.
dude, i totally gave your sister a peruvian pearl last night.
by Senor Cumsplotch November 21, 2009
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Perusing

Going to Peru and crusing around.
"Went perusing this winter, brought back an Alpaca."
by Puruboi420 June 2, 2018
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Peruvian kiss

A special kiss shared between two people in which one or both parties have ground beef and farts in their mouth(s).
While dining on hamburgers, Adam passed gas. Heidi caught it in her mouth, and the two shared a magical Peruvian kiss.
by Smellaina January 7, 2007
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Peruvian Head Nod

after waving at her, a peruvian woman at the mall will nod in approval at you.
Gavy-Dude thats my Aunt! *waves*
Peruvian woman-*Peruvian Head nods in approval*
Cameron-Dude its the peruvian head nod!!
by PonyBoy281 June 22, 2011
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Wet Peruvian Donkey Rash

when a girl is on botom of a donkey show and a guy 1 does her in her other hole while a another guy(guy 2)doing guy 1 in the butt.
Dude 1: You won't believe this Tom, I saw your wife in a wet peruvian donkey rash.

Tom: Oh Sh!t man, tell me your lying.

Dude 1: Sorry....
by kevrob April 24, 2011
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