Persian Pass

When you're in a bar or crowded place trying to squeeze through you've probably gently tapped someone in the small of their back to signal you're trying to get through. A Persian Pass is when your hand lingers a little longer and a little more sexually than usual.
E.g. 1 Manfredo was arrested on three counts of sexual assault after women claimed he sexually harassed them on a night out. Manfredo's lawyers argued it wasn't sexual assault but a Persian Pass and the judge - a dead set bro - let him off.

E.g. 2 Sally to her friend Mandy "Omg that tall hunky guy just totally gave me a Persian Pass on his way to the bar. I think I need a bucket."
by capital una July 26, 2015
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Persian River

The gap between a woman's legs, usually seen when standing.
Rick: Look at that empty space between Mary's thighs, that's so damn sexy.
Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!
by Parmeleon Smooth January 13, 2012
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Persian Pipeline

Any man of perisan decent who has a very large penis which can impact maximal damage and ultimately end up drilling for oil out of the end of the pipeline.
"Bitch i'm gonna lay the persian pipeline on your ass and cause oil prices to go down !!"
by Big "D" June 14, 2008
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persian white

nikki sixx prefers persian white rather than china white
by aljfeipa July 11, 2008
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Johnny and the Persian

The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)
I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.
by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011
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Persian Knights

Persian Knights is a large semi-authoritarian gang that is prevalent in more than seven countries including the United States, Malaysia, Cyprus, England, Canada and Iran. Its roots are somewhat obscured, but its is believed to have been created sometime in the mid-1990's in the capital of Iran, Tehran. Other legends claim that the Persian Knights was first formed as a group in a small city in Cyprus called Famagusta - Gazimagusa in the local language. Gazimagusa means "the dead city", and some believe that members of the Persian Knights are "Ghosts of the dead city" because no one knows about their real identity. Members pledge their loyalty to God, Country and the life of the gang. Iranian gangs normally will concentrate on larceny and theft in various hotels. They normally concentrate on credit cards using them for the purchase of items or sometimes forging a credit card and passports for travel in-out of different countries. Some sell the stolen items to other criminals; this gang tends to be violent and will not hesitate to use weapons on their victims. Iran’s Mafia and Thai gang carried and robbed young Aussie owner of Diamond Shop
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In past years, a small group in the US called the League of Yellow is taking after the essential concepts of the bizarre gang of Persian Knights.
"yo yo yo u see those persian knights commin down the street"
"seen"
by pk souljah September 06, 2006
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Persianality Disorder

An enduring an enduring pattern of inner experience and behavior (particularly centering around bargaining) that deviates markedly from the expectations of Western Culture.
Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.
Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $102
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $103
Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I demand to speak to your manager.
by Doctor Id March 31, 2011
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