Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong

Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake

by Pondmoose November 15, 2021

Obese Pelican

Horrible Youtuber with a large penis

Wow obese pelican has such a large penis

by ObesePelican June 17, 2019

pelican crossing

when you meet a guy at a club but you don't know whether to go home with him or not

omg guys I've reached a pelican crossing what do I do?????

by simbasmum March 11, 2014

Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

by medusa002 November 24, 2009

suspicious pelican

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck

"Damn he is a suspicious pelican".

by SkyTohru April 15, 2020

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 8, 2011

pelican nose

Somebody who does crack cocaine

I heard your boy Fox got that pelican nose

by bigbangbro July 18, 2015