Paedo

Short for 'paedophile'. One who molests young children.

*Walking down the street when a men grabs a five year old child's ass. Somebody spots this and shouts "PAEDO!"*

by G November 23, 2003

chasing pavements

Incorrect interpretation of lyrical meaning of song by British Neo Soul singer Adele. Adele said this misinterpretation in urbandictionary caused the song to be banned by several United States radio stations. The song was refers an incident that occurred after a Adele had a fight with a former boyfriend and she was running around the streets at 6AM aimlessly and she thought to herself what you are doing is chasing pavements(sidewalks in U.S.A.)

Should i give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste?
Even If i knew my place should i leave it there?
Should i give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere

by Ed Kollin October 24, 2008

Paped

When something hilariously painful happens randomly

(Wes falls off a ladder)
Nick: Dude, what happened?
Wes: I just got paped!

by barrybonds25756 March 14, 2009

pavement surfing

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

by Skankerchank May 22, 2005

Pavel

Genuenly the nicest person you will ever meet and that you want to give more of your money to during heists...unlike uncle Crest.

DON'T EAT PAVELS CAVIAR

by CreatorGDS February 10, 2021

Papa Paeds

A person who has an unfortunate sexual attraction to children.

"Oh my God! That Iain B is such a papa paeds!"

by Robert Hume January 20, 2008

Pavel

A sweet, romantic guy who any girl would be lucky to find. A ton of fun, a great listener, and a dutiful Christian. He enjoys helping people and spending time outdoors. Is up for anything. Meet a Pavel and you will be smitten. A perfect guy.

who's on that mountain bike?" "O that's a Pavel

by SunriseMeadow September 24, 2011