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Patrick

A rally awesome person that's good at everything and wil make the most loyal girls leave their boyfriends for him. Basically he's a beast and absolutely savage
Whoa man that guy sooooooo cool
I know fam he gets all the girls
What's his name
Patrick
by q1wsdefrtghyujkilo;p[ February 23, 2017
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Patrick

An alternative to saying "fat chick" or "fat chicks".
1. Oh shit, watch out for that patrick.
2. There goes a patrick.
3. WTF, damn patrick.
4. PATRICKS!
5. Fuckin' patricks taking up all the space.
by Barkada April 19, 2008
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Patrick

Patrick is usually fucking dumb-ass. And can't hold a goddamn pencil without flinging it like ape shit. He is the kind of guy to make jokes about AIDS then not know what AIDS is. Also the type of of guy to say whales are for girls, and other nonsensical sentences. He may be that one guy who is so homophobic he might as well be sucking my non-existing-pee-pee. Patrick is also very extremely racist and will jump at any opportunity to be an asshole to anyone who isn't a white cis american christian male.
"Patrick makes me want to sacrifice someone to Satan, namely him."
"I know dude I want to defenestrate someone because of him!"
by Patrick_Douche_666 April 11, 2016
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Patrick

Patrick is the weirdest guy in the world. He is a dick and a pervert. He touches people inappropriately. Every bad word describes him perfectly. Also, he curses everyone.
"Patrick, your such a pervert."
by Honda February 11, 2017
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Patrick

patrick is a furry
by stealraven February 9, 2019
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Patrick

A person Named patrick usually tries to finds anyway to get horny. This person is also a failed attempt at being a mainstream dude. One named Patrick is very uncultured and will think that his craziest trip ever was going to Portland. Refer to these people as Kcirtap.
Hi im Patrick, I like weird websites.
by Nnevs October 8, 2016
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Patrick

that round dude from spongebob
You see patrick last night? he totally ate a sneaker
by BottomfeederFISH April 27, 2009
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