Patrick

Gay as fuck.

Patrick takes Wills millimeter Peter down his throat.

by I'm big boy March 6, 2018

Patrick

An alternative to saying "fat chick" or "fat chicks".

1. Oh shit, watch out for that patrick.
2. There goes a patrick.
3. WTF, damn patrick.
4. PATRICKS!
5. Fuckin' patricks taking up all the space.

by Barkada April 19, 2008

Patrick

Patrick is usually fucking dumb-ass. And can't hold a goddamn pencil without flinging it like ape shit. He is the kind of guy to make jokes about AIDS then not know what AIDS is. Also the type of of guy to say whales are for girls, and other nonsensical sentences. He may be that one guy who is so homophobic he might as well be sucking my non-existing-pee-pee. Patrick is also very extremely racist and will jump at any opportunity to be an asshole to anyone who isn't a white cis american christian male.

"Patrick makes me want to sacrifice someone to Satan, namely him."
"I know dude I want to defenestrate someone because of him!"

by Patrick_Douche_666 April 11, 2016

Patrick

Patrick is the weirdest guy in the world. He is a dick and a pervert. He touches people inappropriately. Every bad word describes him perfectly. Also, he curses everyone.

"Patrick, your such a pervert."

by Honda February 11, 2017

Patrick

A furry

patrick is a furry

by stealraven February 9, 2019

Patrick

A person Named patrick usually tries to finds anyway to get horny. This person is also a failed attempt at being a mainstream dude. One named Patrick is very uncultured and will think that his craziest trip ever was going to Portland. Refer to these people as Kcirtap.

Hi im Patrick, I like weird websites.

by Nnevs October 8, 2016

Patrick

that round dude from spongebob

You see patrick last night? he totally ate a sneaker

by BottomfeederFISH April 27, 2009