pandguins

uh, see panda

I was linked here, and would assume this be panda+penguin?

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Pandora Prophecy

When you are really hoping something happens and then a song comes on Pandora that is lyrically the same as what you are hoping for.

You: I hope that he and I are going to be friends.

Pandora: "We're Going to be Friends - The White Stripes"

You: Shit, I hope that was a Pandora Prophecy

by hippocrite of cos April 8, 2011

pandaganda

Pandaganda is the process by which Google has used it's Panda SEO update to succumb to propaganda sites. Sites that spew propaganda, like many major news sites, are now at the top of search because of Pandaganda. These sites get social buzz. That social buzz is like the new backlinking.

Google has engaged in Pandaganda, allowing major news sites to influence search. Since Pandaganda uses sites that have followers already brainwashed by propaganda, the Panda search rank update reinforces this propaganda. Social buzz, by which followers of these sites "like" or thumb up sites, actually results in propaganda sites being more popular on Google search, hence the word, pandaganda.

by Bgamall May 2, 2011

Pandora's Box

When you microwave your fuckn weed and then open the microwave.

"I put my joint in a windowsill so my parents wouldn't find it, and it froze overnight. So I microwaved it to soften it up and when I took it out of the microwave it was like opening Pandora's Box."

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Pendog

An animal that is a half penguin, half dog. It will not move unless its master slaps it on the bottom multiple times. Once it does move, it will shake and flay around in a motion similar to a seizure in an attempt to run away. Their thicc rear ends wobble like a fresh bowl of jello and make it impossible to move on their own. Once provoked the Pendog will shake only its large rear legs in an attempt to kick the attacker and run away. Pendog's anatomy prevents it from moving without a human dragging it on a leash.

Person 1: Wow dude, your Pendog is real cute!
Person 2: Thanks mate, go on and slap its thicc ass!
Person 1: That shit be jigglin' respectfully.

by pendogfromantarctica1 June 13, 2021

Pandora's Box

The combination of thinking inside the box and outside the box

how I personally think about the situation is on pandora's box

by KydraTheRapHydra December 18, 2021

Paedogeddon

Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.

Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.

by neilbombd January 30, 2003