Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.
Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
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Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.
Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!
by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023
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Pruning

You put your dick in someone’s mouth, have them close it, and have their mouth fill up with saliva so you can base your cock in it until it prunes

Pruning can also refer to long and sloppy top that results in your dick pruning
“Yo bro I’ve had a long day, I just want a good pruning

“This jackass just cut me off, PRUNE ME ASSHOLE!”
by Rob’s Brain Speaks January 12, 2021
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Prune juicing

When you soak your hands in a body for water (preferably warm) until your skin prunes solely for the purpose of masturbating afterwards
Nick: Hey Brennan! You almost done in the hot tub?
Brennan: give me a minute. I’m prune juicing
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prune canyon

Wow you have a very tidy prune canyon
by Shanilla Ice October 27, 2019
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prune party

Let's have a prune party
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Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.
You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.
by Jamin D May 27, 2022
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