procrasturbating

the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.

i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.

by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012

Procrasturbating

Wasting time by masterbating.

My girl caught me "procrasturbating" this morning.

by Troutist May 7, 2013

Procrastuabating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

Jimmy was caught procrastuabating instead of doing his homework.

by VikingEdits December 8, 2011

procrastobation

To kill time or to avoid doing something in the act of masturbating

woah man i really didn't want to do my homework yesterday so I procrastobated all night

Teacher- " Kids procrastobation is a really bad habit , you should turn your homework in on time"

by sexy geenie December 21, 2010

procraterbation

The act of procrastination by masturbating and not getting anything done.

I didn't feel like doing my work so I procrasterbated and my teacher got mad when she found out. Looks like procrasterbation didn't work. "procraterbation"

by jdawg555 March 22, 2011

procrasterbating

Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.

Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...

by Procrasterbator321 February 21, 2011

procrasterbating

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.

"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."

by carpediemdps March 30, 2010