When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.
"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
by Nester17 December 10, 2013
Get the Pretzel Vagina mug.When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.
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Get the vagina pretzel mug.When two people take off their clothes, get under the covers and begin to make out, their bodies subconsciously start to intertwine themselves until the two people form a single unit- resembling a pretzel. This 'pretzeling effect' usually leads to sex or conversely sex will ultimately lead to the formation of a Human Pretzel. The repetitive formation of the Human Pretzel is also responsible for the release of Oxitocin into the bloodstream.
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