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Get the [Preeyam] mug.A temporary solution to a severe hangover which involves addressing the condition with another round of heavy drinking; this method is not necessarily a cure to a hangover, only a postponment of the enivitable.
Ugggh...I am so f'ing hungover I think I'll extend and pretend and have a few bloody marys and deal with this tomorrow!
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by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008
Get the Pretard mug.pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year
Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh
Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh
Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb
by k3|see March 22, 2008
Get the pretend birthday mug.A child (normally female) between the ages of 9-12. Some preteens are smart,funny and pretty. But some fit the stereotype of...well Justin Bieber fan girl.
Weird Preteen:
Girl 1:Omg! Like I just ran out of eyeshadow!*cries*
Girl 2:”oh no do you need some comfort”
Some of us (like me,I hate Justin Bieber and Disney channel but I don’t watch MTV)
Are normal:
1:how did you do on the math practice test?
2:I failed.
1:you wanna study with me? I got a 95.
2:yea tomorrow good?
1:sure
And lasty most of use don’t type LiKe DiS.
(Also for clarification I’m 10)
Weird Preteen:
Girl 1:Omg! Like I just ran out of eyeshadow!*cries*
Girl 2:”oh no do you need some comfort”
Some of us (like me,I hate Justin Bieber and Disney channel but I don’t watch MTV)
Are normal:
1:how did you do on the math practice test?
2:I failed.
1:you wanna study with me? I got a 95.
2:yea tomorrow good?
1:sure
And lasty most of use don’t type LiKe DiS.
(Also for clarification I’m 10)
Preteen 1:SARA MY LIFE IS RUINED!MY DAD SAID I CAN5 RIDE IN THE FRONT SEAT OF YOUR CAR!
Preteen 2 (normal):ehh that’s fine! Stop being a drama queen!
Preteen 1:UHH, IM NEVER HANGING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!
Preteen 2:that’s fine I want some normal friends that aren’t drama queens.
Preteen 2 (normal):ehh that’s fine! Stop being a drama queen!
Preteen 1:UHH, IM NEVER HANGING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!
Preteen 2:that’s fine I want some normal friends that aren’t drama queens.
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Get the preteen mug.A cute little funny boy who will always be there for you. He may be little but horny all the time. He's cute smart charming handsome and funny. But he may act too smart and love video games more than you.
Oh He's so Pratyush
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