pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

Posterior

a super super funny and smart sounding way to say butt

What did he say?
He said posterior. You know, like a butt!!!

by superfunnygirl February 4, 2015

pasted

Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".

Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted

by bikehorn6 October 10, 2005

Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain February 15, 2008

Busted Posters

The all new posters and advertisement on urbandictionary. It is like a periodic table but full of perverted stuff that many people don't know the meaning of (i do).

Boner Juice: (Self explanatory)

Mud Pie: When you cum inside of an ass

Dick Yogurt: When you leave milk inside of your dick for several days and you pee it out. It is a tasty, fruity delight. When kids do this, the substance is called trix.

These are just a few of the words from Busted Posters

by O.Z. (who else?) June 11, 2009

Posteriority

Derives from Posterior and Posterity

Posteriority is what you end up with when you have your colonoscopy recorded in HD. Your posterior is now indelibly recorded for posterity and may end up being the butt of many jokes..

by LuvFun January 6, 2019

postergasm

1. n, A "Discordian" Project / activity involving putting posters and stickers up all over the place. Meme bombs, surreal phrases or images, and Operation: Mindfuck pages are preferable.

2. v, an expression of joy relating to postergasm.

When I realized I wasn't the only one in my neighborhood putting up posters, I had a POSTERGASM.

by Cramulus June 4, 2008