A politician's idea of a joke. No matter how badly they mess things up they're always in power under this system.
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Election day again... why don't I feel like voting?
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
by waynekerrr March 3, 2011
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-While doing this they simultaneously tried to take away your 2nd amendment rights while letting criminal mafia types and gangs have them.And they did all of this while flooding your country with illegal aliens so as to firmly undermine your country's sovereignty.They made ethnic minorities killing eachother into a fad (see racist).
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-While doing this they simultaneously tried to take away your 2nd amendment rights while letting criminal mafia types and gangs have them.And they did all of this while flooding your country with illegal aliens so as to firmly undermine your country's sovereignty.They made ethnic minorities killing eachother into a fad (see racist).
Liberals disguise their racism as loving tolerance and desire for equality by using political correctness to deceive us and brainwash us.Democrats and Republicans both suck and they both just lie to us and brainwash us in order to get us to go along with their plan for a new world order.Their racism should sound and alarm.
by I'm right June 11, 2006
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by conceptor_31322 June 21, 2010
Get the politicalholic mug.Politicians become successful by obtaining an elected position in public office. This requires a series of strategic lie telling in an utmost convincing manner. A successful politician must first tell a convincing series of lies to gain favor in a political party. Then, another series of lies must be told to financial backers to gain funds to run for a position in public office. Finally, a politician must tell another series of often conflicting lies to the general public to win votes for election. This process of successful lie telling eliminates all honesty from the profession, which has become a requirement of a position in public office.
Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.
Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.
by Polite Lies August 25, 2013
Get the Politician mug.Haircut (polititian part) that all the douchebag southern frat boys have. Same fucktards wear costa del mars with South Carolina Palm tree croakies, and table cloth design button ups, guy Harvey t's, extremely short shorts, nautical flag belts, and sperry boat shoes. They all think that they are gentlemen and big time outdoorsman. The personality from these douches stems from being a nobody through high school and getting a fresh start in college. They crave attention bc it's new to them.The only thing they have in common with their brothers is who can act like they have more money and all of them are die hard republicans, but they don't know why. They can be seen often riding around in z71 pickup trucks with loud exhaust and cheap mud tires littered with salt life stickers. Their girlfriends can be spotted very easily, just look for monogramed back windows on compact cars or suv's.
They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron
Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle
They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron
Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle
Yo Harrison!
Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.
Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.
Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.
Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.
by Purplepirate March 13, 2014
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"Political correctness has resulted in not referring to individuals as cripples anymore. They are now called physically challenged."
by ubermensch85 June 18, 2015
Get the political correctness mug.A non-human species also known as Sociopathus Destructus which looks and sounds like a Homo Sapiens but is incapable of feeling empathy or compassion.
The Sociopathus Destructus entire existence evolves around politics and preying on others. Its natural habitat is Washington DC but it can be found at all levels of local, state and federal governments around the world. It reproduces through ideas and is well known for its extraordinary ability to convince people to believe in anything it says. The Sociopathus Destructus is considered to be extremely dangerous as it will quickly destroy anyone who disagrees with it.
The Sociopathus Destructus entire existence evolves around politics and preying on others. Its natural habitat is Washington DC but it can be found at all levels of local, state and federal governments around the world. It reproduces through ideas and is well known for its extraordinary ability to convince people to believe in anything it says. The Sociopathus Destructus is considered to be extremely dangerous as it will quickly destroy anyone who disagrees with it.
Friend 1: Yo, I'm bored and thinking of running for office.
Friend 2: Don't do it. You'd get eaten alive by the political animals, bro.
Friend 2: Don't do it. You'd get eaten alive by the political animals, bro.
by Viking Wisdom August 22, 2016
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