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Pitchers Poison

A term used when playing wiffle ball and the are not enough players to fill all positions. The first baseman is pulled to play another position. If a ball is hit and then thrown to the pitcher before the batter gets to first base it is an out and called pitchers poison!
russbusby hit the ball hard to the shortstop, but was called out as the ball was thrown to the pitcher on the mound before russbusby got to first base utilizing the pitchers poison rule.
by Coldbeers January 16, 2011
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testosterone poisoning

When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.

"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)
A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.

- Darwin Awards, page 192
by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004
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poison pill

Something added to a situation, company, deal, object, etc., to make it undesirable to takers, buyers, thieves, investors, or conquerors.
"They're planning a hostile takeover of our company, but we're taking on a huge debt which ought to serve as a poison pill and turn them off."
by anarcissie May 17, 2008
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Poison crab

An exciting prank played on a sleeping loved one. The prankster bares their ass and crawls on all fours with tummy to the ceiling (like a crab) to position their anus near the face of the dormant loved one. At this point the prankster waits until the loved one has exhaled and then lets a putrid fart escape timed to be immediately sucked into the loved ones mouth or nose as they inhale. This act does not have to be video taped, but can provide a nice parting gift should the relationship turn sour.
He was snoring again so i let him have the poison crab.

She was passed out and even a poison crab couldn't revive her!
by nonmeat-jrt May 11, 2008
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poison apple

A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.
Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.
by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 15, 2009
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Poison the Well

Best hardcore band ever. Not a screamo, emo, punk, pop-punk, indie, ska, hard rock, or metal band. Real hardcore. Since they are so great, this word can be used as an adjective to describe anything that is that awesome.
That chick is so poisonthewell, I need to get a piece of that right now.
by Cam April 26, 2004
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steel poisoning

(n.) An often fatal variety of poison caused by having a steel-bladed sword, dagger, or spear pierce the stomach.
"Where's Jim?"
"Didn't you hear? He caught steel poisoning on his shift last night."
by Avelon May 24, 2005
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