Pet Dragon

This is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise cock block. It can occassionally be distracted by Dragon Bait or (s)laid by a Dragon Hunter using his trusty Dragon (S)layer sword or lance

Man, check out Andrea.
No Dick, I'm not killing her pet dragon for you.

by goldenwyrm June 6, 2009

pet peeve

a complaint or annoyance.

Dirty dishes in restaurants are my pet peeve.

girls who act like they're hot,but their not, is my pet peeve

by neboboi April 25, 2010

Pet Please

The opposite of a pet peeve. These are your life's simple pleasures i.e. things that please you.

One of my pet pleases is having a good hair day.

by A3DFXx December 24, 2008

Pet Society

Although this Facebook-based game should be considered one of the most girly, depravingly gay things ever concocted for the pop culture obsessed tween female genre, it is as addictive as heroin and almost as entertaining as getting into a jeep and running people down, obsessing over Grand Theft Auto.

Pet Society is so addictive I stopped drinking water for half a day playing it and ended up in the hospital.

by Hexenhammer December 28, 2009

Pet pet

1. Pussy in cantonese
2. Someone that is irritating enough
3. A fool

eg.
See Shio's pet pet face. He is disturbing the female dog again.

another eg.
Stop being so pet pet. Act properly please.

another eg on pussy.
Aiyoo.. how come her pet pet smell like sardine?

by Gonezilla September 26, 2007

Pet Rape

Excessive unwanted petting of an animal when they are trying to get away

Person:1 Man I'm trying to pet my cat but he wont let me right now so i have to hold him down

Person:2 Dude thats Pet Rape

by dissadeya July 14, 2011

pet husband

A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.

"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"

"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."

by Shumado April 14, 2013